You stain or tea dye everything because it looks too new.
You practice making your handwriting look crooked.
Your family has to ask if they can drink from the pot of coffee that's on.
The inside of your dryer has a brownish tinge to it.
Your laundry hanging outside looks dirty.
You actually bleach something to get the color out so you can stain it.
You have to apologize for something not being dirty and tattered enough.
Someone tells you the item you are buying is ripped or stained and you say "that's OK."
Yup, been there.